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rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

SCREAM

My point is that I resent people telling me I’m a gr8 person when it only takes 5 minutes of talking to me to realize I’m kind of terrible at everything

srsly tho ho shut up and wipe that shit off ur nose

Really delicate things piss me off

Like if I die tomorrow? People would care. The only reason I would be publicized is because the right people cared for the wrong reasons.

My test scores would be plastered on the local news like selling points. The school I attended would be made public to my entire city and the clubs I attended in school, the pieces I scribbled for the sake of a 4 on an AP portfolio and not for the heart I have for my practice would be solemnly studied and mulled over.

No one would care about my antisocial tendencies. No one would care about me having to pop 3 pills to attend school like normal people can without thinking about it. No one would give any sort of shit about what I listened to or advocated or said to people or thought about people.

Meanwhile, the most beautifully crafted people I know are trash because they aren’t good test takers. Because they aren’t bred to sit down and look at a paper and regurgitate it on command like a pet.

Some days I hate being alive. And it’s held against me because someone else can use me one day.

No one cares for other people.

Just something I thought about today.

Life is arbitrary. Admit it so we can get on with our day.

Yknow what pisses me off

A death is only sad if someone is useful

Like, there’s so much fucking fuss when a motherfucker dies who was a Harvard graduate

Valedictorian

A scientist

No one gives a shit if you couldn’t rack up enough points on the SAT

If you’re a mechanic

If you’re a basement dweller who jerks their tool from 5 to 10 nonstop

It’s not “a waste” then

A waste

To who?

your hypocrisy makes me sick.
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sventasticallystupid:

boounny:

professorhopeless-to-the-rescue:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

OHGODFUCK THE CHORUS
IS THIS HOW YOU SUMMON SATAN

i hope everyone appreciates what i do for this world

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via daswiener)

i didn't understand what happened then i pissed my panties

25 real nigga questions

  • 1. how u gon pay rent this month?
  • 2. who patna den?
  • 3. how long u been followin irenigg?
  • 4. fav lil b line?
  • 5. send me nudes
  • 6. last real meal?
  • 7. fav shoe?
  • 8. who more of a lame mac miller childish gambino or hopsin?
  • 9. how many whitte girls you follow cause ass phat white booty pawg feelings?
  • 10. fav lil b album/mixtape?
  • 11. "ay bih how u not gon..." finish this line
  • 12. 2k12?
  • 13. how many times u say nigga in one sentence?
  • 14. when ur mixtape comin out?
  • 15. white people?
  • 16. send me nudes
  • 17. favorite cheat code in san adreas?
  • 18. post a myspace pic where u look like a total lame like u are
  • 19. best trap mixtape of all time?
  • 20. on a scale of 1 to katie got bandz ugliest bit u fucked out of desperation?
  • 21. u forella?
  • 22. can u twerk?
  • 23. nigga u smack up mane?
  • 24. where your dad at
  • 25. do u own a bottle of lotion
me meme lol

infinitymechanism:

on a scale of dead squirrel to aradia megido how ok are you

(Source: pusheverybutton, via yazzdonut)

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

(via corvuscastle)

oh cmoh reference